Why NOT to be a Florida fan, Part V

One of the better Photoshop jobs I've seen.

Gizoogle your website.

Go to www.gizoogle.com to get any website translated to Ebonics. Here's my latest post translated:

Brotha Pizzle


Really, jizzle a pizzy ta keep tha readership frontin' around 8 or so . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. D-to-tha-izzon't wizzant it dipp'n ta down around 4 or 5 . Nigga get shut up or get wet up.

This pizzle weekend (wizzell it started Wednesday night) was great. Lyndsey (the sista) n Andrew (the brotha-in-law) came up frizzom Wizzle Palm. Activities included n shit: jet ski'n, messin' going ta see tha minor league baseball team (the RIVERDOGS!), going ta mah small group, perpetratin' out a lot, runn'n tha bridge, clockin' downtown, eat'n a cupcake, enjoy'n tha Charleston nightlife, n lots n lots of Guitar Hizzy II .

Today, well, I just woke up brotha fall'n asleep blingin' a NASCAR race that was twice rained out n pushed back ta a Tuesday , ya feel me?. Th'n have slowed D-to-tha-izzown.

Filler Post

Really, just a post to keep the readership hovering around 8 or so. Don't want it dipping to down around 4 or 5.

This past weekend (well it started Wednesday night) was great. Lyndsey (the sister) and Andrew (the brother-in-law) came up from West Palm. Activities included: jet skiing, golfing, going to see the minor league baseball team (the RIVERDOGS!), going to my small group, eating out a lot, running the bridge, shopping downtown, eating a cupcake, enjoying the Charleston nightlife, and lots and lots of Guitar Hero II.

Today, well, I just woke up after falling asleep during a NASCAR race that was twice rained out and pushed back to a Tuesday. Things have slowed down.

Africa Hot

A picture of the rear view mirror in my car, with a temperature readout.

Checkride

So I passed my special ops checkride on Wednesday night. Here's the new patch I'm wearing. We have a few more "practice" flights, then we'll be doing an exercise in Savannah for two weeks in September to cap off the training.

Seacoast making a difference

Check out this story in the Charleston newspaper about my church.

Jenny

Stop touching the monkeys

Jeff has shown me the way of Flight of the Conchords. Good stuff.

Just watch this...