Go to www.gizoogle.com to get any website translated to Ebonics. Here's my latest post translated:
Brotha Pizzle
Really, jizzle a pizzy ta keep tha readership frontin' around 8 or so . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. D-to-tha-izzon't wizzant it dipp'n ta down around 4 or 5 . Nigga get shut up or get wet up.
This pizzle weekend (wizzell it started Wednesday night) was great. Lyndsey (the sista) n Andrew (the brotha-in-law) came up frizzom Wizzle Palm. Activities included n shit: jet ski'n, messin' going ta see tha minor league baseball team (the RIVERDOGS!), going ta mah small group, perpetratin' out a lot, runn'n tha bridge, clockin' downtown, eat'n a cupcake, enjoy'n tha Charleston nightlife, n lots n lots of Guitar Hizzy II .
Today, well, I just woke up brotha fall'n asleep blingin' a NASCAR race that was twice rained out n pushed back ta a Tuesday , ya feel me?. Th'n have slowed D-to-tha-izzown.
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She used to live next door to my parents.
2 comments:
This post should have been entitled "Why Not to be A Kentucky Fan."
Amazing... I'm going to translate my next email to Pastor Dan
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